Ultimate Collection Yo Mama Jokes 2017: 1800+ Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes (Yo Mama Jokes Book) by Joe King & Alex Layder & Christopher Harris

Author:Joe King & Alex Layder & Christopher Harris [King, Joe]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Harris Books
Published: 2017-02-16T08:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER EIGHT

yo mama so hairy

941. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth! 942. Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat, Bob Marley and Don King in a headlock.

943. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

944. Yo Mama is so hairy; it looks like she has all the male members of Duck Dynasty in a headlock.

945. Yo mama so hairy, when she yawns, she sounds like Chewbacca. 946. Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

947. Yo mama so hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed). 948. Yo mama so hairy, people run up to her and say “Chewie, can I get your autograph?” 949. Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

950. Yo mama so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

951. Yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples

952. Yo mamas ass is so hairy whenever she moons people they turn into werewolves

953. Yo Mama’s so hairy, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse! 954. Yo mama’s so hairy that people can’t tell if it’s day or night

955. Yo mama so ugly and hairy the zoo offered to buy her kids

956. Yo mama so hairy, that you need a lawn mower for her back

957. Yo mama so hairy, she can stay at Hotel Transylvania.

958. Yo mama so hairy that when she walked to Six Flags the owner said, “Sorry....No bears allowed.” 959. Yo mama so hairy she has to use tongs to pluck her eyebrows

960. Yo mama so hairy that they put her on National Geographic.

961. Yo mama so hairy she is a failed experiment in mutation.

962. Yo mama so fat and hairy the only language she know is wooky

963. Yo mama so hairy and ugly when big foot saw her he thought she was his true love.

964. Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! 965. Yo mama so hairy that she when she ran track everybody sang “Who Let The Dogs Out”

966. Yo mamas so hairy that when she goes to the zoo, little kids say, “Mommy look, a new exhibit” 967. Yo mama’s butt is hairy it made my head look bald

968. Yo mama is so hairy and ugly the Ninja Turtles called her Master Splinter.

969. You mama so hairy, people started to call her Hairy Styles.

970. yo momma so hairy she has side burns on her boobs

971. Your mama ass so hairy, when she went to the zoo the elephant said “ Hey look, my ancestor the wooly mammoth is back.

972. your mama is so hairy when she walked up to king kong he said “The family reunions over there”

973. yo momma is so hairy she makes a gorilla look shaved

974. Yo mamma so hairy when she went to a zoo she was placed behind bars and was classified as an endangered species.

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